Life tips from the Moss Family

This is what happens when you forget 

Dr. Pepper 10 in your trunk, when its on sale at wally world.

# F A I L

 People that have feet in their fake middrift top

baby shower cake are creeps. 

#pleasedontrepeatthischoice

Sometimes you think that hospital caps are

sexy. {they actually are}

#missamerica2012

Pleather, fishnet gloves, greasy blonde hair & red lipstick 

looks like this {always}

 #donttrythisathome

When you watch these clowns

together in one show your life gets better.

#bestcomboever

Don't make fun of something when you 

have short term memory lose.

Cause then you may later find an old picture of yourself

in the exact item you were poking fun of.

#winningalltheway

#tacky

Hope this has helped in your

journey of becoming a better human being.

Love,

Jennie Moss

{ the sexy one in the sweater & hospital cap }